We are, quite frankly, your worst nightmare. Our brooms are so fast you'll think lightning just struck you in the ass. Our robes fit like a soft second skin woven from cashmere dyed in the blood of our enemies and make our figures look fabulous. The US government tried to confiscate our fingers for testing but we escaped with our alien technology intact. They're like bear traps, you see. Or shark jaws. Once they've got a grip, they don't let go. Ever. Our aim is so perfect, entire buildings full of targets have been known to mysteriously change locations when we're nearby. Eyewitnesses have observed forceful vibrations and water of unknown origins running down the goalposts when our Keeper is in play, and sometimes the smaller goals on the sides simply fall over. Fergie copied our swagger. Our Beaters play with trees; not bats. Our Chasers' teamwork is so flawless that passing flocks of birds get inferiority complexes at the sight of us. Our Seeker was accused of being part Niffler and our Keeper's nickname is "Purity Ring". WE ARE THE GRYFFINDOR QUIDDITCH TEAM.
And you're playing us next week!
CHASERS: LEDBYLOVE | SPARKLEFINGERS | NEONHOPE
BEATERS: ERZSEBET | FRICKKONASTICK
polarlucky, shespeaksinart, mzmtiger, endlessfighter, prongsy, la_loony, chosenfire28, klef, xapplekiss, betty_boobs, sourpony, evagoyle, AND gryffinwhore
Please PM the Captain (HELLO!) if you are interested in joining the team, as we are always happy to enlist alternates during the term.
GRYFFINDOR VS. SLYTHERIN - 03 OCT 2011
GRYFFINDOR VS. HUFFLEPUFF - 09 DEC 2011
GRYFFINDOR VS. RAVENCLAW - 13 NOV 2011